Zorg and Andy is a 2009 comedy-horror film starring Scott Ganyo and Kate Rudd, directed by Guy Davis. The screenplay was written by V.Z. Montengo, who is absolutely not a pseudonym for the owner of this website.
Perpetual undergraduate Andy has one last chance to keep his financial aid: a work-study job at the mysterious Kungsbaden Museum. After a beautiful stranger steals an ancient fertility idol in his care, Andy sets out into the night to recover it. In the process, he discovers that his idyllic campus is home to a network of bloodthirsty pagan cults, all of whom are fighting over the idol.