The Princess of Neptune
Formula for Adventure:
A teenage punk-rock drummer and her pesky younger brother
A doomed effort to get a good grade in science class
A world-famous research institute, led by a fearless father and son
A terrible secret behind a beloved fast-food franchise
An intergalactic beauty pageant
A singing cockroach from the moon
An entire planet afraid to go to the mall
A deranged plot to become the world’s biggest pop star
Mix them all together, and you get . . .
A hilarious novel by Quentin Dodd?