Formula for Adventure:

A teenage punk-rock drummer and her pesky younger brother

A doomed effort to get a good grade in science class

A world-famous research institute, led by a fearless father and son

A terrible secret behind a beloved fast-food franchise

An intergalactic beauty pageant

A singing cockroach from the moon

An entire planet afraid to go to the mall

A deranged plot to become the world’s biggest pop star

Mix them all together, and you get . . .



A hilarious novel by Quentin Dodd?