Things I did not buy at the antique store:

  • Two vintage cameras
  • Electric football game
  • Box of model train parts
  • Telescope
  • Assorted postcards of old-timey buildings

I have the self-control of a demigod.

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Mrs. Wiggins knows the score

“And I guess I’d better work a little harder at correcting my faults. What would you say was my worst one?” The cow shook her head. “Let’s stay friends, and you figure that out for yourself.” ― Walter R. Brooks, Freddy Plays Football

Well, that explains it

“I consider myself the single honest man in a world of rogues and blackguards, present company excepted. In these conditions it is hard to accumulate wealth.” ― Jack Vance, Cugel’s Saga