Step One: Write songs with titles like “Coachman, Ride On,” “Hereditary Insanity,” and “Come Hither, Fair Youth.”
Step Two: Put them on an album called Revenge for Imaginary Slights.
Step Three: Dress like this.
Easy peasy.
“I like to remember things my own way. How I remember them. Not necessarily the way they happened.”
I was at the paranormal expo last weekend (as one does), and I bought something called a “face pie.” It was both creepy and delicious.
My official “desert island books” list has increased by one: Cugel’s Saga, by Jack Vance. It’s a world of mendacious Dungeons & Dragons characters, all sounding like they came from a Wodehouse novel, and I keep re-reading it every few months. Note: This book is also sold under its alternate […]