Step One: Write songs with titles like “Coachman, Ride On,” “Hereditary Insanity,” and “Come Hither, Fair Youth.”

Step Two: Put them on an album called Revenge for Imaginary Slights.

Step Three: Dress like this.

Easy peasy.

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